Masturbating on Sigils: The Sticky Secrets of Sex Sorcery ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ”ฎ๐ŸŽญ

Ready to supercharge your sigil magick with the primal power of your pulsating pleasure portal? Forget lighting candles and chanting, the real key to turbo-blasting your glyphs with hyper-phallic sorcery sauce is to spray them with your spunk! ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆ

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"If every time you jacked your junk, you splooged sacred symbols, what would your Wankosphere look like?"
- St. Spermius the Skeetmaster

Here's the vibe: Your dick is a magic marker, your jizz the invisible ink of intention. Those glyphs aren't truly charged until you've christened them with your consecrated cum! That's when your Will crystallizes and catapults through cracks in consensus reality.

Imagine: thousands of spunk-splattered sigils, shimmering under ultraviolet light like a Jackson Pollock painting from the Pandimensional Porn Palace. An eldritch extravaganza of ectoplasmic emissions! If that ain't some Grade-A Arcane Alchemy, I don't know what is. ๐Ÿงช๐Ÿง™โ€โ™‚๏ธ

๐Ÿ’ฆ๐ŸŽจ How to Masturbate on Your Magick Sigils:

  1. Craft your sigil, focusing your intention as you sketch the seed-symbol.
  2. Stare at it while stroking to the brink of orgasmic oblivion. Edge for aeons!
  3. At the moment of messy magical manifestation, aim your Wand of Will squarely at the sigil.
  4. Bellow your barbarous names as you bless it with sacred spooge!
  5. Bask in the afterglow, knowing the Wanksphere has been breached by your raunchy rite. Then forget it, letting the spell slip into the Meme Stream of manifestation.

Remember, Reality has a Rear Entry! So next time you're scrying your scrote and devising daring dreamscapes, don't stop at just visualizing - EJACULATE to ACTUALIZE! Your Dick Drippings are the Demiurge's Lube ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆ๐ŸŒŒ

This has been a Public Service Announcement from the
Sacred Order of the Splattered Sigil
Because Cosmos is Cum! ๐Ÿช๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ˜œ