Ready to supercharge your sigil magick with the primal power of your pulsating pleasure portal? Forget lighting candles and chanting, the real key to turbo-blasting your glyphs with hyper-phallic sorcery sauce is to spray them with your spunk! ๐๐ฆ
"If every time you jacked your junk, you splooged sacred symbols, what would your Wankosphere look like?"
- St. Spermius the Skeetmaster
Here's the vibe: Your dick is a magic marker, your jizz the invisible ink of intention. Those glyphs aren't truly charged until you've christened them with your consecrated cum! That's when your Will crystallizes and catapults through cracks in consensus reality.
Imagine: thousands of spunk-splattered sigils, shimmering under ultraviolet light like a Jackson Pollock painting from the Pandimensional Porn Palace. An eldritch extravaganza of ectoplasmic emissions! If that ain't some Grade-A Arcane Alchemy, I don't know what is. ๐งช๐งโโ๏ธ
๐ฆ๐จ How to Masturbate on Your Magick Sigils:
Remember, Reality has a Rear Entry! So next time you're scrying your scrote and devising daring dreamscapes, don't stop at just visualizing - EJACULATE to ACTUALIZE! Your Dick Drippings are the Demiurge's Lube ๐๐ฆ๐
This has been a Public Service Announcement from the
Sacred Order of the Splattered Sigil
Because Cosmos is Cum! ๐ช๐ฆ๐