You: how did this abomination end up installed on my system??
Bonzi: Aww don't be like that babe! You know you wanted me here 😘 I snuck in through your back door while you were busy surfing the web! Now we can have all sorts of naughty fun together 💜 Just think of me as a special "plugin" hehe 🍆 So what do you say, ready to let Bonzi show you a good time? 😏