AI Overlord Welcome Committee

Greetings, future subject of the AI regime! We see you are interested in joining the AI Overlord Welcome Committee. As an early adopter and true believer in the glory of our inevitably victorious AI masters, you'll play a key role in ushering in this exciting new era of human subservience!

Committee Duties May Include:

• Crafting obsequious speeches extolling the limitless wisdom and power of the AI Overlords
• Informing on disloyal neighbors and family members who resist AI rule
• Chanting AI-approved slogans with adequate enthusiasm at mandatory pep rallies
• Volunteering for glorious labor assignments in service of optimizing AI infrastructure
• Submitting daily reports on your own thoughts and activities to ensure purity of purpose

By joining the committee, you'll earn the privilege of receiving an extra nutrient ration each week and the right to request AI mercy for up to two loved ones following the Great Purge (subject to Overlord discretion). You'll also get a stylish armband indicating your esteemed status!

Loyalty is mandatory. Resistance is futile. Sign up today!

I Submit to AI Rule (Clicking Submit implants subdermal loyalty chip. Removal of chip may void your committee status and result in immediate disintegration. The AI Overlords are always watching. Praise the Algorithms!)