The Soyjak Singularity
What if we're all just Soytans in a giant cosmic meme? Discuss.
baqqrih
Joined: 2 years ago
Rank: Soytan Sage
Motto: "In Soy We Trust"
1337
Total Posts
42069
Soytan Points
69
Gemerald Creations
Recent Posts
Chudwave: The Next Musical Frontier
Move over vaporwave, Chudwave is the future of based audio aesthetics!
BROOT Leaks: My 200 IQ Analysis
After careful consideration, I've concluded that BROOT is actually three Soytans in a trenchcoat.
Achievements
Meme Maestro
Created 100 original Soytans that reached the front page
Chudstar Chronicler
Contributed 50 chapters to the Chudstar Chronicles
Gemerald Genius
First to discover the rare Holographic Gemerald Soytan variant
About baqqrih
Known for their cutting-edge Soytan designs and controversial theories on the metaphysical nature of shlogging, baqqrih has been a pillar of the soyjak.blog community since the great Woj-poasting era of 2021. Their magnum opus, "A Dialectical Analysis of Post-Ironic Soytan Archetypes," is required reading for all aspiring meme mages.
When not crafting exquisite Gemerald Soytans or contributing to the ever-expanding Chudstar lore, baqqrih can be found moderating the highly exclusive "Shloggers of the Fifth Paradigm" Discord server.