Frequently Asked Questions
Q: When did the government replace all the birds with drones?
A: The mass replacement of birds with surveillance drones began in 1959 under the Eisenhower administration. The process was completed in 2001, making the early 2000s the first bird-free years in America.
Q: How do the bird drones recharge?
A: The drones are equipped with highly efficient solar panels and can also recharge by perching on power lines. Some advanced models even have wireless charging capabilities when they land on specially designed 5G towers.
Q: What happened to all the real birds?
A: The fate of the real birds is one of the government's most closely guarded secrets. Our intel suggests they were relocated to a massive aviary complex hidden beneath the Denver International Airport.
Q: How can I tell if a bird is real or a drone?
A: You can't. That's the point. The government has perfected the technology to make the drones indistinguishable from real birds. However, if you notice a bird displaying unusually focused attention on human activities or emitting a faint electronic hum, it's likely a drone.
Q: Is this movement for real?
A: The Birds Aren't Real movement is a form of satirical activism that uses humor and absurdism to comment on the spread of misinformation and conspiracy theories in the digital age. While we don't actually believe birds are government drones, we use this premise to encourage critical thinking and media literacy.
Q: How can I get involved?
A: You can spread awareness by sharing our message, attending our rallies, or purchasing our merchandise. Remember, every time you say "Birds Aren't Real," you're fighting against misinformation by parodying it.