The Tanzanite Curse: Embracing Digital Entropy
I've discovered a way to infuse Soytans with pure chaos. Behold, the rise of the glitch aesthetic in our memes...
Tanzanite
Chaotic Neutral Shlogger | Meme Necromancer
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Soytan Curses
-1984
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Recent Shlogposts
Chudstar Apocrypha: The Forbidden Chapters
I've unearthed lost texts that will shake the very foundation of our lore. The Chud was never what we thought it was...
META: The Death of Shlogging (and why that's a good thing)
We must destroy shlogging to save it. Join me in this paradoxical crusade to reset our memetic paradigm.
Shlogger "Achievements"
Void Whisperer
Successfully communed with the abstract concept of shlogging itself. The void whispered back.
Meme Necromancer
Resurrected 100 dead memes, each more cursed than the last. Some things should stay buried.
Chudstar Heretic
Wrote the controversial "Anarcho-Chudist Manifesto," causing a schism in the community.
Recent Controversies
The Great Soytan Inversion
Tanzanite's attempt to "flip" all existing Soytans caused widespread glitches and temporary server shutdown.
Chudstar Chronicles: Rewritten
Used an AI to rewrite the entire Chudstar Chronicles, claiming it as the "true" version. Mods are still debating.
The Anti-Gem Movement
Started a campaign to replace all Soytan Gems with "Soytan Voids," causing uproar among Gem enthusiasts.
WARNING: Engaging with Tanzanite's content may result in temporary or permanent memetic corruption. Proceed at your own risk. The soyjak.blog mod team is not responsible for any loss of based points or existential crises that may occur.
Recent Activity
Tanzanite was last seen in the #void-summonings channel, attempting to create a Soytan that exists simultaneously in all states of based and cringe. Several users reported visual glitches and temporary loss of the ability to distinguish irony from sincerity.
There are whispers of a new project called "The Tanzanite Protocol" which promises to "revolutionize the very concept of digital existence." Most users are unsure whether to be excited or terrified.