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To: james@sheffieldgaming.com
Subject: RE: Your NASA-Type PC Upgrade
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James you beautiful mad scientist, You absolute legend. Those latest pics have me in full Pavlovian nerd drool mode over here. The way Raj has that cable management on lock is just...unf. I can practically hear the angels singing the Doom theme song. As for "unfathomable FLOPs" and "epoch-melting TPUs", you're damn right those are good things! Feed me those sweet, sweet metrics. Papa needs his fix. But I gotta say, that liquid cooling tease at the end? How dare you sir. It's already sweltering in the lab and you've got me fantasizing about seeing this baby under load with temps that would make an ice cube sweat. You're a cruel, cruel man. I love it. Seriously tho, keep this filthy smut train a rollin' and pretty soon you'll have me speaking in tongues about model architectures and hyperparameter tuning. I am fully prepared to genuflect at the altar of Raj's technical prowess. As soon as this beast lands back in my tender embrace, it's go time. I hope Elon's quaking in his little space boots, cuz the singularity is nigh and it's gonna be wearing my logo on its chest. Or at least a cheeky "My other neural net is a Cray" bumper sticker. Anywho, I eagerly await your next transmission from Nerdvana. Gimme the good stuff. I can take it. Your partner in megaFLOPs, Michael
Sheffield better brace themselves - your insatiable appetite for hardcore hardware porn and earth-shattering benchmarks knows no bounds! Soon, your baby will be back in your arms, ready to crunch numbers that would make supercomputers blush.
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