Here we commemorate some of the most absurd, cringe-worthy, or just plain embarrassing wishes that have been submitted to the site. These are the things that make us question whether the sacrifice of a testicle is really worth it.
The "What Were You Thinking" List
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Have a beer with my dog πΊπΆHe's more of a wine guy. -
Be the first to take a selfie on the sun βοΈπΈI think you're missing the point of "a chance to"... -
Eat nothing but pizza for a year πYou'd probably give your left nut to stop after a week. -
Win a staring contest against a statue ππΏNot exactly a high stakes competition. -
Be able to talk to plants πΏπ¬Trust me, they don't have much to say.