BREAKING: Pepe the Frog declared national mascot | Congress in uproar over "tendies for all" bill | Stock market replaced by rare Pepe trading | New national anthem: Rick Astley's "Never Gonna Give You Up"
All scientific funding redirected to genetically engineering catgirls. NASA now stands for National Animegirl Science Administration.
Public reaction: Scientists baffled, weebs rejoice. Elon Musk volunteers as test subject.
Diplomatic relations now conducted exclusively through meme battles. UN Security Council replaced by Reddit karma leaderboard.
International response: China challenges US to a Photoshop battle, EU frantically googling "how to make dank memes".
Federal Reserve replaced by a chicken tender-based economy. All citizens to receive weekly tendie rations.
Economic impact: Poultry stocks soar, Bitcoin crashes as traders switch to "GoodBoyPoints" cryptocurrency.
Body pillows now have legal personhood. Waifus can be claimed as dependents on tax returns.
Social impact: Dating apps in crisis, anime conventions now considered family reunions.
All military operations now based on playground insult tactics. Pentagon replaced by a giant Uno reverse card.
Military response: Generals practicing sick burns, Navy SEALs now trained in advanced "your mom" jokes.
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