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Local Man's Pun Addiction Spirals Out of Control
By Justin Sane | June 15, 2023
In a shocking turn of events, local resident Mike Rowave has been diagnosed with a severe case of "pun-controllable punning." Doctors are baffled by the severity of his condition, which causes him to inject puns into every sentence he speaks.
"It's like he can't help himself," said Dr. Lotta Puns, the leading expert in linguistic compulsions. "He asked me if I was 'patient' enough to hear all his 'symptoms'. I nearly lost my medical license trying not to laugh."
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Pun-derground Society Emerges, Civilization on the Brink
By Anita Pun | June 14, 2023
A clandestine society of pun enthusiasts, known as the "Pun-derground," has surfaced, threatening the very fabric of serious conversation. Members communicate exclusively in wordplay, causing mass confusion and uncontrollable groaning.
"We're just trying to 'play' our part in society," said the group's leader, who goes by the alias 'The Punisher'. "Is it our fault if people can't 'handle' the truth?"
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Scientists Develop Pun-Powered Energy Source, World Collectively Sighs
By Watts Happening | June 13, 2023
In a groundbreaking discovery, scientists at the Institute for Improbable Research have successfully harnessed the power of puns to generate electricity. The breakthrough came when a researcher accidentally connected a dad joke to a voltmeter.
"It's a real 'light bulb' moment," quipped Dr. Elle Ectric, lead researcher. "We're not just generating power, we're generating 'groan' energy. It's practically unlimited!"
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