Cuil Theory: Exploring Multidimensional Reality

Welcome to the official hub of Cuil Theory, where reality is measured in Cuils and nothing is as it seems. Prepare to have your perception of existence fundamentally altered.

What is Cuil Theory?

Cuil Theory posits that reality can be measured in units of abstraction called Cuils. Each Cuil represents a departure from baseline reality, leading to increasingly surreal and incomprehensible scenarios.

The Cuil Scale

Current Cuil Level: 0

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Examples of Cuil Levels

• 0 Cuils: Baseline reality. You ask for a hamburger, I give you a hamburger.
• 1 Cuil: You ask for a hamburger, I give you a raccoon.
• 2 Cuils: You ask for a hamburger, I give you a picture of a hamburger. The universe is encoded in the binary data of the image.
• 3 Cuils: You ask for a hamburger. I give you a hamburger. You bite into it and your teeth turn into tiny hamburgers.

Explore the Cuil Multiverse

• Cuil Calculator: Measure the abstraction of your thoughts
• Cuil Experiments: Test the limits of your perception
• The Philosophy of Cuil: Understanding non-understanding

Warning

Prolonged exposure to high Cuil levels may result in temporary or permanent detachment from consensus reality. Proceed with caution and a open mind.